In case you missed it: Barry Zito is officially cursed

Here's what you may have missed while finally figuring out what the hell a platypus is.

- Barry Zito can't even beat the Pirates. I'm out of jokes at this point.

- Edinson Volquez awaits an H-Unit jinx, Cueto style! Rich Hill knows he could have been better at giving up that many homers than Jon Leiber.

- Ryan Church shows that he too can Bend Ya Knees, Mets roll over the Dodgers.

- Cy Lee continues to dominate, Yankees now faced with being swept... again.

- Ryan Zimmerman woke up from his coma, still plays for the Nationals, loses 4-3. Lance Berkman continues to just ass-pillage opposing pitchers.

- Holy shit, the Rangers shut somebody out!