Atta boy!

Oh namesake, don't you ever change! Because for every horrendous headshot, there is an equal and opposite reaction.





I'm sure the maiden in the green is as pure as the driven snow... oh.

She’s 24, parties with plenty of celebrity New York athletes and has been out with Joba a couple of times since he became famous. From our investigation it looks like she’s moved on and is no longer posing for missing-makeup shots.

This advertising model calls Joba the following nicknames:

Jobie-son

Ja

J.L.C.

and our favorite, Bubba-Boo

And they even let Phil Hughes join in the shenanigans!

Bunny ears never gets old. Wait a minute, what the hell am I talking about?

So basically, what you're telling me is that to claim said prizes, all you need to do is make lots and lots of money and perhaps even appear on TV to supplement your status? I can dig it.

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